Thursday, April 2, 2009

Ironic Human Behaviour Part 2 : Dos vs Don'ts

1. human does say all sorts of things, but they dont do 95% of them.

2. human does thing of all types of money earning plan, but they dont execute 99% of them.

3. human does talk about charity and selflessness, but 99.9999% of them just do the opposite in real life.

4. human does do a lot of things, but how many of them completes those task until the end with endurance and patience?

5. human does eat a lot, what they don't realize is, they don't need to eat so much to survive.

6. human does see a lot of things, but how many of those things are actually like what they see?

Ironic Human Behaviour Part 1 : Dream vs Reality

1. dream : you expect all people to be nice with you while you actually acting like a jerk.
reality : you able to do that only if you are rich. once you become poor, wait and see what jerks reflects back to yourself.

2. dream : you want to be rich by waiting people to feed you.
reality : this does happen, provided you are paralyzed for whole life, get the insurance claim and your family got no choice but to feed you.

3. dream : you expect fairness in your life.
reality : this does happen, but limited offer to rich buggers only.

4. dream : you expect all guys to be nice to you if you are a pretty girl.
reality : if you behave like jerk, guys will describe you like prostitude. if you are a nice person, then it's different story.

5. dream : you expect girls to accept you if you have knowledge, pretty face and got humour.
reality : you need more than that to make that happen. nowadays we are not talking about lifestyle of RM, we are talking about at least USD/GBP. No money no amoi, not even deserved a date.

6. dream : no matter how bad things happens to be, after a good long sleep, everything will be ok (movies shows a lot of this)
reality : no matter how long you sleep, nothing will be ok, unless you go for permanent sleep state.