Screwed Up Streamyx and Celcom 3G

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh......... Streamyx so slow today............ Came home use Celcom 3G also slow!!!

This is my conversation with the Celcom helpdesk "professional" operator:

Me : Hello, Celcom?
Siao : Yes, sir, anything I can help you?
Me : Yes, Celcom 3G very slow, any idea what's happening?
Siao : Our Celcom 3G is OK
Me : Yes, it's ok, but not here.
Siao : Can I know where is ur location?
Me : Seberang Jaya
Siao : Oh ok, wait for a while, sir
**** phone no sound for 5 minutes, weird, usually have some kiddy music ****
Siao : Hi sir, thanks for waiting, I just checked, your line is OK.
Me : huh? you should come here try out the speed, want to see a webpage also need to refresh 100 times
Siao : Are you sure?
Me : yes
**** censored content ****
Siao : Can I help you make a report? So that I can forward to technical department, and they will call u back. Please give me your address.
Me : huh? ok, go check my previous report, I lazy to repeat everyting.
Siao : wait.... ok, found your report, it's closed.
Me : huh? why closed?
Siao : becoz of wrong location sir.
Me : WHY WRONG LOCATION? u tell me what location they checked
Siao : Subang Jaya, sir.
Me : @#&*(@&*@(!&#(@!*#)@(!*#)@!# .... @*#&!(*&(*@&#@(*!#!!!!!
Siao : sir?
Me : you all damn stupid, I told them Seberang Jaya, Penang, not Subang Jaya (geram....)
Siao : No, sir, you provided wrong address
Me : OK stupid, read me the address
Siao : OK. *************** poskod 13700, pulau pinang
Me : See? you all stupid or not? 13700 is not subang jaya, you all just simply close report without checking.
Siao : no sir, we have checked the report and location, it's wrong sir.
Me : OK fine, make a report for me.
Siao : OK sir, please give me your address.
Me : Poskod 13700 Seberang Jaya, Penang
Siao : complete address please, otherwise we cannot check
Me : Your tech got check? Then why my previous report closed becoz of wrong address?
Siao : ........
Me : Go compile the report now, shit, I dont know why they pay you
Siao : Exact address please, sir
Me : Why you need the address? you just need the poskod for small area like this.
Siao : No sir, we need complete address.
Me : (@#(@!*#&(!@*#&@(!#&(@&@#!#@!) Fine, Pangsapuri *************************, 13700 Seberang Jaya, Pulau Pinang
Siao : No sir, I need complete address
Me : (drinking cold water to cool down) why you need that, this information is already enough for you to check.
Siao : No sir, we need complete address
Me : (grrrrrrrrrrrr) FINE. ******, Pangsapuri ************************, 13700, Seberang Jaya, PP
Siao : No sir, I need complete address
Me : Yes, it is complete address
Siao : No sir, It's not complete address
Me : Yes, it is, why you say it's not complete?
Siao : because your previous report address is not same
Me : @#&@)!#*)@(#*@)(!*#)(*#)@!(*#)@!*#)!#*)@!*#@)!*#)@!*#@!
Siao : Yes, sir?
Me : Since u said it's wrong address, why you referring to it? this is the correct 1, make sure it's Seberang Jaya and not Subang Jaya
Siao : No sir, I need correct and complete address
Me : (reaching my limit) It's complete, are you compiling it for me?
Siao : No sir, I need correct and complete address
Me : Aduh, am I talking to a stupid here? Are they paying you just for the sake of getting paid?
Siao : huh? ya, sir?
Me : Hoi, you dont understand? Tak faham ke? bodoh sangat ke?
Siao : Ya? (sounds blur)
Me : U ni faham ape saya cakap ke? you failed SPM English ke? apasai hang ni bodoh sangat?
Siao : Sir, I need complete address.
Me : (aarrrrggghhhhh!!!!) it's complete, put it in ur report.
Siao : Is it complete?
Me : Hoi bodoh, x faham ke? complete la, stupid
Siao : errr. ok
Me : are you sure they going to call me?
Siao : Yes sir
Me : How sure are you?
Siao : Yes sir
Me : tell me why they close the report without calling me
Siao : yes sir
Me : (ok fine, its enough) Report sudah siap ke?
Siao : yes sir
Me : ok. bodoh betul celcom operator skarang, you bodoh ke?
Siao : yes sir
Me : ok bye

Now I know how to piss people off in my company.
Just learn from the best : Streamyx and Celcom Hotline. haha.